justtellmethatyoullstayy:

HOLY FUCK. GOD BLESS YOU ZAYN.

(Source: 11mm)

acutelesbian:

acutelesbian:

You never really know someone until you see how they react when their chips get stuck in the vending machine.

i wish i had kim kardashian’s talent of not having any talent and making money out of it

(Source: lnternetexplorers)

Paul had to be escorted out of the venue by security tonight because so many fans wanted a picture with him.

time-to-wish:

Directioners: the only fandom that has created a need for the security guard to have security guards.

(Source: 5boys-4me-3-2-1d)

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998,013 plays Beautiful Soul Jesse Mccartney

s-e-d-u-c-t-i-o-n-s:

LADIES, JUST PRESS PLAY. YOU KNOW YOU KNOW EVERY WORD, EVERY SYLLABLE TO THIS SONG.

i hadd the hugesst crush on yoou jessy mcartniee ! before you became horny, now your old x0 :’)

(Source: meow-ielle)
  • person: hey wanna hang out
  • thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
Niall and Harry said that they haven’t met the perfect fan yet. Considering I haven’t met them, clearly that fan is me.

(Source: freshhprince-of-mullingar)


skunksexual:

seductively whispers “swaggie” in your ear while making fondue

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dep-rture:

nigg-r-us:

petdoge:

partouse:

Starships

I watched this about 5 times

omfg remember him

when he did super bass though